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What if Elastigirl was like in the bathroom washing her face or some shit and Mr. Incredible was like in the room waiting for her, y'all she literally can throw her ass out there and buss it open

Mr. Incredible can be hitting it from the back and y'all know how its kind of a strain on your neck to turn and kiss yo partner, not for Elastigirl her head can do a whole 360

The Thing literally can’t have no sex, he’d rip somebody a new hole like no bs. He can’t finger nobody cause like who wants a rock in they pussy, nobody that’s who. He can’t get his dick sucked either, don’t nobody want a mouthful of gravel.

Having sex with The Flash gotta be some next level shit cause that nigga is a literal vibrator, he can vibrate his dick and give deep long vibrated strokes. That shit right there got to be surreal, you’d pass out. He can vibrate his finger and nvm

Idk why I just think that having sex with Wolverine ain’t safe. Like what if he choking you or whatever and that nigga get too into it and release them claws. Now you dead and got three holes in ya neck

Like what if you was having sex with Beast in his normal form and he was feeling himself a little too much and that nigga turned to beast. Tbh I think he’d literally rip yo pussy up to yo stomach, also ain’t it like illegal to have sex with him cause that’s bestiality….

Y'all, having sex with Bucky gotta be dangerous as fuck with that damn bionic arm. He get too into it and grip your waist yo shit crushed, he put his hand around yo neck and y'all already know how that shit gon’ end. He try to slap yo ass and he might slap it off

I am legit dying over here 😂😂

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princessofpop:

ladygaga666:

just in case if you forgot: it wasn’t love 

what was it then?

it was a perfect illusion 

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illuminosity:

*procrastinates happily*
remembers that i have Responsibilities
*procrastinates uneasily*

ruthie-ann-miles:

Argentina: *begins to cry*

Evita:

Back on tumblr, because I can’t possibly rant/vent on there with all the Gods/Goddesses roaming fb.

I get tired of being a mom. Sometimes I wish I could just be a normal human, because when you’re a mom, you’re not even 1% human.

But then, I feel terribly guilty for the thought and more so for the words…

I can’t deal with my tiny, she’s too much. Sometimes I wish I had a time machine to do things differently, but in all honesty, I probably would have fucked that up as well.

Ugh.
Just stop being so difficult, please.

So supposedly I coudln’t have kids, lots of doctors told me I couldn’t so I never took pills with any of my 4 boyfriends, in 5 years I never got pregnant so I had gotten totally used to the idea that I wasn’t gonna have a baby.

Guess what…my current boyfriend and I made a baby girl, I’m naming her Amelia after Amélie, my ultimate favorite movie since I was 14 :D

Just thought I’d share my happiness with you guys ^.^